They renamed a gulf. They renamed a lake. Now they're eyeing a state.
$REMAP is a meme coin about that joke — a community token with
no utility, no product, no yield and no promises. It is worth exactly what
the internet thinks a joke is worth, which is often nothing. Buying it isn't
investing — it's planting a flag.
Not an investment · No expectation of profit · Satire, unaffiliated with any government · Full disclaimer
On September 6, 2026, as widely reported, the official White House account on X reposted the President's map of New Mexico with the state's name struck through in red. We had nothing to do with it. We just made a coin about it.
First the Gulf of Mexico → Gulf of America. Then Lake Ontario → Lake America. Now New Mexico → New America. The marker doesn't stop, so neither does the joke. $REMAP is not endorsed by, affiliated with, or connected to the White House, the U.S. Government, or any public official.
Cartography is downstream of confidence. We are simply restoring the labels to their rightful owner.
No committee. No vote. One line through the old name, one word underneath it. Done by lunch.
Gulf. Lake. State. We make memes about it. $REMAP is the punchline's ticker symbol — not a fund, not a share, not a claim on anything.
You are not buying a company. You are not buying a product. You are not buying a claim on anyone's future work. You are buying a bumper sticker that lives on a blockchain — a public, permanent, on-chain way of saying "put AMERICA on the map and I'm not embarrassed about it."
Every wallet holding $REMAP is one more person who found the joke funny enough to put their own name behind it. That's the whole point, and that is the entire return on offer. There is no other one, and nobody here will pretend otherwise.
People buy hats, stickers, jerseys and flags to say who they are, and nobody calls that an investment. This is the same instinct with a blockchain attached. Hold it because you want the badge, not because you want the exit.
Your money does not go to any campaign, party, candidate, public official, government agency or political committee. This is not a contribution, not fundraising, and not solicitation of any kind. No proceeds are pledged to anyone, and none of the above are involved with, aware of, or endorsing this project.
Holder counts are not a vote, a petition, a referendum, a mandate, or any measure of public opinion. They are a scoreboard for a joke on the internet. Do not report them as anything else, and don't let anyone tell you they mean more than that.
You don't have to be American, or agree with anybody, to hold a joke token. You just have to think it's funny — and to be somewhere this is legal for you. Disagreeing with the joke is also allowed; the correct response is simply not buying it.
Conviction is the only thing being expressed here. It is not, and never will be, a promise about price.
Type anything on Earth. Watch it become American. Download it. Post it. That's the whole job.
A supply number and a joke. Nothing here entitles you to revenue, dividends, governance, equity, or any service. Every claim below is checkable on-chain — check it before you trust it.
Don't take our word for any of the above. Open the mint and read it:
Look for Mint Authority and Freeze Authority — both should read as revoked or empty. If anything on this page ever stops matching what the chain says, believe the chain.
Read this as a wish list, not a contract. These are community aspirations written for fun. Nothing here is a commitment, a deliverable, a timeline, or a reason to expect the price to do anything. Listings and third-party sites are decided by third parties, not by us.
Token deployed on the pump.fun curve with mint and freeze authority already null. The map is opened on the desk and the cap comes off the marker.
Get the Remap Machine memes onto every feed and find the people who think this is as funny as we do. Holder counts are a scoreboard for the joke, not a target we can promise to hit.
We'd love to see it on the tracker sites, on DEX ads, and on a billboard with one word on it: AMERICA. Whether any of that happens is not up to us.
Exchanges list what they want to list. If it ever happens, great. If it never happens, the joke still works. No listing is promised, planned, or under discussion.
Download Phantom or Solflare. It takes ninety seconds and no paperwork.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little for gas.
Hit any BUY button here — it opens the $REMAP page on pump.fun. Check the contract address against this site before anything else.
Connect, swap SOL for $REMAP with money you are fully prepared to lose, and plant your flag. You are buying a joke, not an investment.
⚠️ Meme coins are extremely volatile and frequently go to zero. Buying $REMAP is entertainment spending, not investing. Never buy with money you need. Nobody on this page can or will make you whole.
Written to be read, not to be hidden. If any of this is a dealbreaker, don't buy the token — that is a completely reasonable choice.
$REMAP is a meme coin: a joke token created for entertainment, satire and internet culture. It is not a utility token. It grants no access to software, services, platforms, features, staking, revenue, dividends, profit share, governance rights, voting rights, equity, debt, or ownership of anything. There is no product behind it and none is being built. Nothing on this site should be read as a claim that one exists.
Nothing on this site is financial, investment, legal, tax or accounting advice, and nothing here is an offer, solicitation or recommendation to buy or sell anything. $REMAP is not offered as a security or investment contract, and you should not purchase it with any expectation of profit, appreciation, or return derived from the efforts of the team or anyone else. If you are looking for a return, this is the wrong asset — go somewhere else.
Crypto assets are extremely volatile and largely unregulated. Meme coins in particular routinely lose all of their value, sometimes within hours, and liquidity can disappear at any time. Only spend what you can afford to lose entirely and without consequence. You are solely responsible for your own transactions, wallet security, private keys, gas fees and taxes. No refunds, no recovery, no exceptions.
This site is political and cultural satire and commentary on publicly reported news events. $REMAP and remap.lol are not affiliated with, sponsored by, endorsed by, or connected to the White House, the Executive Office of the President, the United States Government or any of its agencies, any political party, campaign, candidate, or public official. Third-party names, marks and images appear only for identification, reporting and commentary, and remain the property of their respective owners. No official statement is quoted or invented, and no endorsement is implied. If a rights holder wants something removed, contact us and it comes down.
$REMAP is marketed as an expressive, consumptive purchase — a collectible internet joke, like a sticker or a novelty item. It is not a political contribution, donation, membership, subscription, petition, vote, or fundraising instrument, and it is not solicitation on behalf of any campaign, party, candidate, officeholder or government body. No portion of any purchase is pledged, directed or promised to any of them. Holder counts and trading volume are entertainment metrics and must not be presented as polling data, public support, or a mandate of any kind.
Claims about supply, liquidity burns, mint authority and taxes are stated in good faith but you should independently verify every one of them on-chain before spending a cent. Always confirm the contract address against multiple official sources — scammers deploy impersonation tokens within minutes of any launch. We will never DM you first, never ask for your seed phrase, and never run a giveaway that requires you to send funds.
Crypto is restricted or prohibited in some jurisdictions and for some persons. It is your responsibility to determine whether acquiring, holding or transferring $REMAP is lawful for you, and to comply with all applicable laws and tax obligations. Nothing here is directed at any person in a jurisdiction where such an offering or use would be unlawful. Do not use this site if you are a sanctioned person or located in a sanctioned territory. Do not purchase if you are under the legal age in your jurisdiction.
The roadmap, the "agenda", the memes, the percentages and every aspirational sentence on this site are exactly that — aspirational, hypothetical, and frequently written for comedic effect. They are not commitments, guarantees, deliverables, timelines, or predictions of price. Plans can change or be abandoned entirely at any time without notice.
This website and the token are provided "as is" and "as available", without warranties of any kind, express or implied. To the maximum extent permitted by law, the creators and contributors disclaim all liability for any loss or damage of any kind arising from your use of this site, your acquisition or holding of $REMAP, smart contract behavior, third-party services, or reliance on any information here. By using this site or acquiring the token, you accept these terms and confirm you are acting on your own judgment.
Buying $REMAP means you've read this page, you understand $REMAP is a meme coin with no utility and no expectation of profit, and you're doing it for the joke.